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Cassandra Skully Massacre

 

I started to create this web page with the intention of making people laugh and to share some of my personal experiences. I tend to attract the most bizarre people and situations; which make for some hilarious and interesting adventures! 

Besides sharing my own personal experiences, I want to hear from my readers. Please feel free to contact me via my contact page, participate in the polls/surveys, join in on discussions, and visiting my Facebook and Twitter pages! I will also be conducting some mad scientist experiments, and sitting down with some people for interviews.

I showed this page to some friends to get some opinions before publishing this site, in doing so I learned......There are quite a few people who have NO IDEA what a Siren is. So for all of you who are reading this and are thinking that a Siren is the obnoxious noise that emergency vehicles make,my first blog is just for you! Please take a quick history lesson and read my “What is a Siren” blog and learn what a Siren really is and why I choose to call my page Cassandra's Siren Song.!

To help share a little more about myself here are the ABC's of Cassandra

A - ARRGH!  Avast me mateys!  Seriously who doesn't like pirates!  
B - I was Born the year of the Dragon, I am also a Sagittarius.  Basically, I'm kind of a dick. 
C - Cassandra - Down bringer of man, or Shining upon men.  Cassandra was a Princess during the time of the Trojan war who was given the gift of prophecy from Apollo, but he also gave her the curse of no one believing her prophecies.   
D - The most noticeable thing about me and the thing I hear the most about, my dimples.  They are pierced!
E - I have a deep rooted love of Energy Drinks!  I can't seem to get going with out one.
F - I have very few fears and those are clowns and Ferris wheel.  That's right not afraid of snakes, spiders, heights, drowning, none of those normal scary things.  I fear clowns and Ferris wheels.
G - GLITTER!!!!!
H - My favorite genre of movie are B-flick Horror movies!  The worst they are the better.  If you are reading this and have some that you enjoy, me a message!  I would love new suggestions.
I - I <3 Ink!  I have a few tattoos and can't wait for more!
J - Johnny Depp and I will be getting married. <3
K - What would I do for a Klondike Bar?  Buy my own god damn bar. 
L - The youtube video of Jeff Goldblum laughing is my favorite thing EVER!  If you haven't heard it...GO LOOK! Right now, I'll wait!
M - I have a love for Greek Mythology.  When deciding on a name for my blog I was torn between Medusa and Sirens, they both played roles in Greek Mythology and are beautiful and deadly creatures.  I also have 3 dogs Achilles (Greek Warrior) and Ares (Greek God);my third dogs name is Little Man he just happened into the family and that is what he answers to.  Then I have two chinchillas named Odysseus (Greek Warrior) and Perseus (Greek Warrior). 
N - Of all the letters in the alphabet, apparently N is the one I can't think of any facts for!  I can't even think of anything creative for it.....Darn you N!
O - I think that it would awesome to have a pet Octopus.
P - I must be a Disney Princess!  I mean all of those girls had awful things happen before they meet a prince. Although I am starting to think my prince is lost and covered in aluminum foil......
Q - I'm seriously the Queen of bad luck.  Not only do I have these crazy stories that you will be reading, theres so much more that happens in my life that won't make it on this site.
R - Reading is one of my favorite past times.  Sitting with a good book while it rains, is the best day in my book. I mainly like Horror/Thriller books, but I enjoy a little bit of everything.  Feel free to send me a message with books that you think I would enjoy reading. 
S - Even though the only luck I possess is bad luck, I still always find the silver lining.  Hence this blog with stories about my awful experiences :) Because I know my stories make people laugh, and I enjoy that.
T - I am completely in LOVE with Tim Burton, I eventually will have a Tim Burton themed sleeve.  My all time favorite movie of his or any movie is The Nightmare Before Christmas.
U - People tend to call me unique or creative, really I just do whatever I want.
V - Velociraptors are the most bad ass dinosaur!  Love me some Velociraptor.
W - Shark Week!!!!
X - I hate when ABC lists skip the poor little X.
Y - YUCK! I can't stand the smell of apple cinnamon.  People think I am crazy but it makes me sick!
Z - Zoological, I love all kinds of animals.  Basically my fuzzy babies get treated better than most people treat their people babies.

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