Gross Walmart Guy

On a regular trip to Walmart to get some dog food and some cheap clearance stuff (got to love that clearance section), I was completely minding my own business. I was dressed in my lazy day clothes, no makeup, and I am pretty sure I didn't brush my hair just threw it up. Basically dressed down and looking for no attention.

From behind me and quite loud I here “Eyyy Mami!”; I choose to ignore it thinking “they can't be talking to me I am hideous today, and I'm no one’s Mami and if I was he would damn well use better English and have better manners” So I continue to look at the mess of stuff and then I hear once again behind me a loud “Wha you no hear meh?” After a reluctant sigh I turned around to see a dirty, scrawny, one toothed guy creepily smiling at me with pants that are HUGE on him and need to be pulled up. “I heard you, what do you want?”

Okay so I must have no idea what men think when I talk to them, because to me that sounded like, I find you gross go away. Too him he must of heard, please continue with your gross catcalling, bad grammar, oh and please start eye fucking me because I enjoy it. He looks me up and down and asks “Yo single?” My brain starts thinking, did I say that out loud, did he not hear me, maybe I need to speak to his grammatical understanding, While I am thinking this he doesn't wait for an answer and just says “Lemme getcha number” I may have laughed out loud, but my answer was “No”.

Easy right! Two letters, a pretty basic meaning, it is also the same in multiple languages so I know he understood that. Oh he understood it and proceeded to argue, “Why no? We both be single”

OMG THIS GUY IS NEVER GOING AWAY! My solution, give him a fake number. “okay sure” Now while he is getting his phone out he starts bragging to me about how he works at Walmart.

Hold up! You are bragging about working at Walmart, maybe if you were a manager then okay brag a little, but you work at Walmart! Brag if you are a doctor, a lawyer, a mechanic, you know something that requires time and commitment to get in to the profession. Walmart! Really! Nothing against anyone who works for Walmart; but it isn't brag worthy. He finally shuts up and asks for my number.

I always give the last four digits backwards, so if he repeats it back, or misses anything, I won't sound like I am pulling numbers out of the air and so I sound confidant giving it. I don't want him to know it's fake until I'm not around. I give him the number and he eye fucks me once more and leaves! I book it for the check out.

Now I am 100% sure I gave him my number backwards, but as I approach the checkout I get a text saying “Hey u its nick u hella cute like the red hair” Out loud in the store I shout “WHAT DID I DO!!!!” I hang my head in embarrassment from being so thrown off by this guy I gave him my real number, and I ignore the text.

Skip to a few hours later, I am hanging with a friend who had a bad day so I share my Gross Walmart guy story to give him a laugh. He convinces me to text this guy back because it would be oh so hilarious. My 1st text just said Hi, he goes on to tell me about how he likes my body and I have great lips, GROSS stop! I stopped answering and he concludes the nights texts he sends me with one that says “Stay Single” (I wish I had a screen shot of these, they were awful!)

A few days later I get another text saying “I wanna c ya, later night or 2mar if u available”. I tell him I am busy and have another date, he gets super offended and texts “good [date] or what but that n****s dick aint bigger and I look better lol” GROSS STOP.

After that text I figured he was all offended and wouldn't text me anymore. UGH I was so wrong, he started texting me constantly! In the end I blocked his number and avoid that Walmart.

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