The guy that just can't

One of my really good friends Chloe recently moved to a different state, as a good-bye we decided to go to a sushi lunch. All through lunch the sushi chef flirts with Chloe, and hardly notices that I am there. So being the good friend I am, I just ate and played on my phone so that she would talk with him. At one point during the meal she tells him to “surprise her” with the next roll. He makes her heart shaped sushi with little strawberries shaped like hearts! (super sweet right!)

At the end of the afternoon she gets really shy and doesn't want to leave her number, I start making jokes about Facebook stalkers and end up getting his information so that she could talk with him on Facebook. I still continue to push her to leave her number, so when we leave she leaves a little napkin with her name and phone number. Then we leave and do some shopping! While we are shopping he messages both of us; and I give one word answers and drop the conversation. I don't want to distract from Chloe, so she messages him while we are shopping. (Precious)

Time to Facebook Stalk him

While we go through his Facebook we discover....HE'S MARRIED!!! She also works at the same restaurant as him. How gross he is hitting on girls while at work with his WIFE! My friend Chloe is by far the sweetest girl I know, and she just can't be mean to people. This guy continues to hit on her for weeks, tells her he talks to other girls because he is a sex addict, and sends her unrequested dick pictures. (let us just say there were things in the picture that he shouldn't have been showing off). During all of this he attempted to talk with me once and I was just really mean to him.

Feeling a little revenge ;)

I had a period of time where I was just ornery and asked Chloe if she wanted to mess with this guy. After some convincing, she finally agreed to start flirting with him while I flirted with him then we would figure out a way to come to an explosive ending. He bites the bait right away! He doesn't tell Chloe that he has been talking to me, then tells me about talking to Chloe and how he wants in my pants. So this nasty guy is thinking he is playing two friends, and he still has a wife. This whole plan is going along perfectly and then he just falls off the face of the Earth. Deleted his Facebook, and when I see his friends at the bar he is nowhere to be found. I think his wife busted him. At this moment I don't know how the story truly ends but I hope one day to run into someone who can tell me if his wife found him out or not.

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